@krisv_723: If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee
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@AlanHungover: *Nerdy guys phone rings* JOCK: "Who was that, your girlfriend?" *Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
@splendidcynic: Establish dominance at the dentist by hitting them with a rock and asking if THAT is comfortable.