@TheTweetOfGod: If what people thought of you, what you thought of yourself and who you really are ever met, the three of you wouldn't recognize each other.
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@ericsshadow: If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors
@CherBear162: I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! "Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?" Anxiety.
@MicheleAKALips: When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.
@RidiculousSheri: I accidentally kicked my cat off of the bed while adjusting my blankets. Now he's in the corner sadly humming a Sarah McLachlan song.