@TheTweetOfGod: If what people thought of you, what you thought of yourself and who you really are ever met, the three of you wouldn't recognize each other.
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@chadzappa: I didn't spend years perfecting this blank, vacant expression so you could mistake me for someone who cares, lady...
@papasuncle: Am I the only one who just buys a new printer when the ink is gone? Also, does anyone want to make a sweet printer fort?
@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
@iRandumbs: If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded.