@threeinchgiant: If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed.
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@meganamram: If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends
@AdamSerwer: In Trump's America, undocumented workers get rounded up. Employers who hire undocumented workers get cabinet nominations.
@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler gets pretty impatient with me for someone who takes 45 minutes to eat an egg.