@threeinchgiant: If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed.
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@david8hughes: Wife: how much did it cost to rent that bouncy castle? Me: I dunno. Buying it wasn't cheap tho
@pbear79: Therapist: What's the most meaningful connection you've made in your life? Me: You mean...other than wifi?
@SarahB_D: If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works.