@clarkekant: If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?
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@tiReynard: We all wear masks. I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask In 3...2...1
@CantWaitToNap: “Catch me if you can, officer.” *Seductively winks. *screams as police dog takes me down.