@clarkekant: If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?
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@Amusitr0n: You, watching the (...) in the text field for ten straight minutes: he must be coming up with something deep and meaningful Me: Ham sanitizer
@MichaelLarrick: If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night.
@fightforfood: There's no dumb questio— "Why'd my parents get divorced?" See. His parents most likely split up because he's an interrupting little shit