@clarkekant: If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?
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@shutupmikeginn: A dog is in my studio apartment and he keeps looking around for other rooms. I wish i was doing a little better too dude !
@AskinWayne: My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.
@Skoogeth: everyone: IT WAS COLD OUT THIS MORNING BUT NOW ITS WARM! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO? me: finally *slowly unzipping my khakis at the knee so they become shorts* now is my time to shine