@clarkekant: If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?
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@tarashoe: when i'm stressed i close my eyes and imagine i'm on a beach, neurotically pacing back & forth within a very small section of that beach
@leshnevsky: - Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?
@Shelts99: All women want to be swept off their feet, until you push them into the sea. Dating is hard!