@clarkekant: If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?
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@shadonium: Her: Show me your pics Me: Ok *blackberry restarts* *waiting* *gets married* *have kids* Son: Dad, your phone finished restarting *dies*
@goldengateblond: There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all "shut up baby, you're not the one going to work."
@superdadatron: *Opens fridge *Sees chocolate bar with a note "please don't eat me". *Eats chocolate bar Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?