@ElleOhHell: If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.
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@shutupmikeginn: There was a pretty girl in the produce section so to impress her I bought a mango
@LnL245: [Checking in at Comic Con] Attendant: How long did you spend on your cosplay? Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
@iresurfaced: I dropped my phone when my friend accidently bumped my arm. It didn't break but for a moment I saw her whole life flash in front of my eyes.