@meganamram: "If ya wanna go and take a ride with me / wear your seatbelt" - Nervous Nelly
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@mortimermaiden: The soft snowflakes swirling in the night sky remind me of the time mom had too much gin and threw a roast duck at dad for taking her youth.
@Tommytoughstuff: [Hardware store] ME: I'll take one of those giant forks. WORKER: That's a rake. ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing.
@daemonic3: [solar eclipse] SUN: OMG everyone's taking my picture today, they must love me! Do I look ok? Hope nobody photobombs me MOON: Hold my beer