@Donna_McCoy: If you add enough jalapeños no one will ever know you're a bad cook.
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@Fickle_Filly: I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach, and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death.
@TheToddWilliams: FRIEND: What's your favorite underground band? ME: Hmm...The Beatles FRIEND: They're not really considered underground ME: Half of them are
@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.