@SortaBad: "If you approach a bear in the woods, lie down and play dead" - brilliant rumor started by lazy bears
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@okimstillhungry: “Do you want to hold my baby?” Yeah nice try. You got yourself into this mess you hold your own damn baby.
@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.