@jakefromstfarm3: If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me.
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@simoncholland: Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger.
@70Ceeks: *He-Man at table read* "By the power of Greyskull, I have the- hang on- *pointing to script* should it say 'power' again here?"
@huntigula: confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a "number 3"