@cameronesposito: "If you are fat you will die," said the thin ppl, who would never die.
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@NotThatKunal: Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop.
@EffdotEss: When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider.
@omgthatspunny: It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it