@wolfpupy: if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo
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@nbadag: *watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house
@weinerdog4life: One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds, I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore.
@amishschool: Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying "keys" in case I thought they were llamas.
@Dawn_M_: I wrote "except zombies" on my welcome mat so I know I'll be safe during a zombie apocalypse.