@wolfpupy: if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo
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@Parkerlawyer: 5,"So we don't get to open any presents today?" Me, "No." 5, "So basically Thanksgiving is just Christmas for your tummy, right?"
@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
@mrtruthandsoul: I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.