@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.
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@DelanieFischer: People who don't have a name for their newborn, What the shit did you do for 9 months?
@Skullcat: What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?
@DomBorrett: Grandma: 'And that's how me and your grandfather chose the colour of toaster in our first home' Me: 'So you haven't seen my scarf?'
@wolfpupy: first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time