@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.
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@yonewt: My wife's signature move is asking me a question then turning on the faucet when I answer.
@Maxine12333: I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring.
@Tommytoughstuff: Career day: Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?"