@FilthyRichmond: A box of Cadbury creme eggs just propositioned me. Now we're in a van together.

@UncleDuke1969: Jim ate my sandwich. It was clearly labeled. Jim's email is open on his PC. Jim's son now thinks he's adopted. The sandwich was LABELED.

@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?

@murrman5: Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway? "No" excellent.

@TheDeducers: Tombstone: Here lies Houdini 2nd Tombstone: Now I'm over here