@poizngrl: If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale...
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@CherBear162: I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
@nPhelendriqal: "I'll have what she's having." " Sir, this is a gynecolo-" "Shhhh.. *puts finger over Dr's lips* I said I'll have what she's having."
@david8hughes: [at the mall] "I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?" "Sure, what's his name?" "Xander." "See, that's why he ran off."
@jonesination: "The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.