@eliserose5: If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species.
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@HomeProbably: Top 3 times you should never play with a woman's hair: 1) When she's angry. 2) Just had a haircut. 3) If you don't know her.
@MomOnFire: I'm starving and all I have is a refrigerator full of health food. I hate who I was four days ago.
@marcia_bee: I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!