@enigmaterics: If you are on fire, my advice would be to get off fire.
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@ButtercupHush: "No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.
@topaz006: *drives up to liquor store door, honks horn *wine jumps off shelf, hops into my car *speeds off
@prontopup: "OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!" - Drivers, apparently.