@ObviousOstrich: If you are reading this you are probably not blind.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards.
@Nickadoo: Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte.
@ProdigyNelson: [date] Me: *ok don't let her know I'm a bull* Her: "so what are some red flags for you?" Me: *sweating* "haha red flags? Where?"