@ObviousOstrich: If you are reading this you are probably not blind.
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@trevso_electric: If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese.
@Matt_The_1st: Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes.
@sofarrsogud: ON PHONE WITH MY MOM HER: You still single and living with your stray cat family? ME: *proudly* No I am not! *high fives my pet penguin