@pc62488: If you are under 18 years old please Unfollow me, I have underwear older than you.
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@foodandwhining: People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box.
@michel_lesann: 10 years of ninja training, and now all I use it for is to quietly unwrap candies when the kids are in the other room.
@stuckinaportal: god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi
@kelkulus: Felix Baumgartner's 127,000 ft jump becomes world's greatest free fall, unseating previous record set by the 2008 US Economy. #spacejump