@HonestToddler: If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)
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@fizzlestothetop: Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself.
@TeflonPawn: Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes.
@ddsmidt: The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way.
@brendohare: [evil villain turns around in chair to confront adversary but spins too fast and does two complete revolutions before talking]