@Cheeseboy22: If you are wondering how many ketchup packets you can put in a Holiday Inn hot tub before people stop going in, the answer is 9.
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@HalfBakedHoney: I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world.
@weismanjake: One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies
@MikeOdenthal: Given how, when I try to eat a banana, I end up holding the peel while the actual fruit falls to the floor, I'm ok never handling a firearm.