@benicus_rex: If you ask a police dog if he's a good boy, legally he has to tell you.
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@JimmerThatisAll: Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems.
@jctwritesstuff: *hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*
@nevels_kendyle: Guy in restaurant: Mam, are u ok? Are u choking? Me: *wipes off drool & removes a cherry stem from my mouth that's not tied in a knot*