@benicus_rex: If you ask a police dog if he's a good boy, legally he has to tell you.
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@ladybroseph: Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about.
@FrankTheDoorman: 97% of scientists believe climate change is man-made and causes rising sea levels of oceans. The other 3% believe Frank Ocean is an ocean.
@LoveNLunchmeat: The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am.
@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.