@benicus_rex: If you ask a police dog if he's a good boy, legally he has to tell you.
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@JoePetroske: Interview Tip: When you get the "where do you see yourself in 5 years" question, don't say "post-apocalyptic tribal warlord".
@bea_ker: [circus school] "So to tame the lion, you have this whip..." What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] "we've thought of that"
@ThRealBallsDeep: I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position.
@daemonic3: I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my "Whites Only!" restaurant idea will be a hit!