@just1fool: If you ask me to go get "Eyetalian" food with you, our friendship is probably over.
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@thatUPSdude: Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.
@Book_Krazy: Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828
@bombsydoll: "I am not a human garbage disposal" *eats leftover mac n cheese anyway* *makes terrible grinding noise after accidentally swallowing fork*
@TheBoydP: What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously