@just1fool: If you ask me to go get "Eyetalian" food with you, our friendship is probably over.
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@TheWoodenslurpy: Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children.
@cambuslad: Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
@goldengateblond: I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all "oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers."