@just1fool: If you ask me to go get "Eyetalian" food with you, our friendship is probably over.
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@badbanana: 1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns.
@AimeeHelene1: Today there was a band-aid on my plate, a bat flew in the house, & a bee stung me. Today was brought to me by the letter B.
@heatherlou_: Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom.
@SamGrittner: Whenever someone's robbing my house, I pretend I'm robbing it too then I make off with as much of my stuff as possible.