@sumpeoplelikeit: If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever.
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@Lexi__Alexandra: I read in the 1930's teething babies were given cocaine. Ridiculous! If they had tooth ache they probably didn't even want to party.
@GoddessTitty: Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!
@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once...