Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@kelkulus: If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you're using the wrong kind of mushrooms.

If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you’re using the wrong kind of mushrooms.

COMMENTS