@kelkulus: If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you're using the wrong kind of mushrooms.
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@VolatileVani: My favorite romcom is Silence of the Lambs and if you tell me it's not a romcom well oh boy have I got a Powerpoint presentation for you.
@3sunzzz: [Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast...
@DaHess1: When I momentarily lack the ability to articulate my thoughts and use a preposition instead. That.
@dildointherough: Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers.