@Hadzilla: If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
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@richforri: "I'd kill you if I thought I could get away with it".......things that were said to me during my divorce. Hey guy's, she's available!
@corinnemlwsw: My coat is so covered with dog fur that someone's probably going to throw red paint on me at some point today.