@Hadzilla: If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
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@tastefactory: I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said "This is what happens to roses who cross me"
@CornOnTheGoblin: [spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right
@KeetPotato: [me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: "how did we both fit in this lmao"