@Hadzilla: If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
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@JermHimselfish: I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod.
@ArfMeasures: ME: *smashes bottle into a ship* MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it? ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships
@LaceyNycole: Him: How much do you love me? Me: A bit more than pizza. Him: Me: But not as much as coffee.