@Ristolable: "If you break up with me, I will beach myself." -dramatic whale
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@leehopkins: Anti-gay preacher comes to Iceland. Locals buy all tickets to his event in Reykjavik, and then don't turn up, leaving empty arena. Class.
@SomthinBoutSara: Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours
@TheTweetOfGod: Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian.
@TheWoodenslurpy: My paranoid boyfriend broke up with me. "It's not you," he said, looking around. "It's them."