@Ristolable: "If you break up with me, I will beach myself." -dramatic whale
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@DevilryFun: I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better.
@MollyRingwraith: If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
@Bizarro_Mark: My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them.