@Lisa_Laughs_: If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer.
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@WorldofWid: Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun.
@Staggfilms: Ladies, never trust a dude with a fancy mustache. They’re just a top hat and a cape away from tying you to the train tracks or the conveyor belt of a giant lumber mill saw.
@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.