@zgbetty: If you can fit all your liquor in a cabinet I question your commitment to alcohol.
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@jordan_stratton: Note to Self: In future interviews, don't say "Safe in your strong arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.
@pinupteacher: All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*
@iliza: A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was "yesss" because I'm nosey.
@iRowlf: You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up.