@zgbetty: If you can fit all your liquor in a cabinet I question your commitment to alcohol.
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@13spencer: A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents; he’s expected to be seven times as annoying about it.
@lisaxy424: Listen jogger, I'm eating fast food alone in my car, the last thing I need is eye contact.
@lucidchemistry: 10 likes this girl so I'm going to teach him everything I know about women long story short we're getting our bikes to ride around her house