@chrisdowning: If you can pin an animal in the petting zoo down for a three count, you get to take it home.
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@TitaniumToplass: *casually walks into a crowded Sushi Restaurant wearing a dolphin costume* *suddenly stops, looks horrified, & backs slowly out the door*
@doublewenis: Dude! Stop being such a baby, man up, walk over there and ask her if she like, 'like-likes' me.
@fro_vo: Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: i just said, no stupid questions Me: *lowers hand*
@jewfacekilla: "Wow you're one of the nicest old ladies I've ever met!"- me, loudly to a random old lady so my mom can hear