@slimmy_shady: If you can read this, you're standing too close to my iPhone!
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@stephenjmolloy: [Awards ceremony] "And winner of 'The Most Unusual Name of the Year' goes to... drum roll please..." Drumroll Please: "Thanks so much!"
@shanethevein: Don't you love followers that don't acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
@tastefactory: *bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather* Uhhhhhhhhhhh