@o__0Dev: If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory.
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@MelvinofYork: It's bad enough that I have to die someday, having my whole life flash before my eyes first just seems excessive
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution
@NicestHippo: [museum tour in the future] Racism and sexism ended in the 21st century, when brave Americans argued it out of existence online
@VicFuture: Why its called 'having your period' and not 'rolling out the red carpet ' I'll never know.