@BackrowSeats: If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package.
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@BBQJones28: For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her.
@dumbbeezie: The best part of being a bear would be waking up from hibernation and immediately killing something
@AGreaterMonster: I feel bad I punched that guy, but he shouldn't get so close to my punching bag. I should stop leaving my punching bag by my office door.