@BackrowSeats: If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package.
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@SamGrittner: *job interview* "So this yearbook isn't your resume?" "No. I'm not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE's."
@i_Lean: And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
@Im_Tricia: There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like "yeah right."