@sarcasticmommy4: "If you can't beat them, join them," I say, as I join my kids in demanding someone make breakfast.
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@_Kim_Jongun: I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team.
@summerlvn82: *I take out the car keys* Him: Where are you going? Me: Who knows? I'm a wild creature that can't be tamed, I could end up anywhere Him: Me: Him: Me: Walgreens.
@Cpin42: Umm..I don’t want to be “that inmate,” but could you tell the chef that this needs more salt.