@cessperience: If you can't beat them, try again when they're sleeping.
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@thevirtualidiot: On second thought this "Thug's Life" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans.
@longwall26: It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year.
@gojarbe: "and this lake shall be called Superior" all the other Great Lakes: "k wow we're like right here"
@Token_Geezer: The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline