@cessperience: If you can't beat them, try again when they're sleeping.
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@pmclellan: The most important aspect of opening a Chinese restaurant is hiring a good chicken to fry the rice.
@SondraDeeMe: If by high maintenance you mean she looks like a stoned janitor, then yeah, she's high maintenance.
@iGreenMonk: I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said 'moment' after awkward. This is awkward.