@JessObsess: If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed.
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@Book_Krazy: I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore
@MaraWritesStuff: I still can't believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone I mean, who TALKS on the phone
@AK_Holica: Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?
@bracealmighty: My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone.