@JessObsess: If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed.
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@KayRants: I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember.
@thetigersez: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee. *never drinks coffee again* This is nice.
@jwoodham: There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016.
@peteholmez: "Hello, Time Warner? I need to speak with someone about setting up local Gotham cable in a secret prison. Yes, I'll hold." - Bane