@Brentweets: If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@TheMichaelRock: Caller: Is Mr. Rock available? Me: Yeah, hold on. *hands phone to 5yo* Me: It's grandma, buddy. Tell her about Caillou.
@ChaseMit: Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have "evolved." Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about.