@MariyaAlexander: If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common.
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@AbbyHasIssues: I feel like whoever named it a "magic marker" was really overselling their product expectation-wise.
@TCsSideBitch: *standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead
@AimeeHelene1: I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail.