@MariyaAlexander: If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common.
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@krishna_van: Quitting the gym because it's easier, quicker and cheaper to simply invite my friends over for dinner every day and make them fatter than me
@robdelaney: Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.
@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.