@MariyaAlexander: If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common.
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@heykarlin: I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk.
@SamGrittner: If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?
@TheMichaelRock: According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*