@Donna_McCoy: If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
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@SteveDutzy: FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say "EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN" Then watch how mad he gets.
@JKNenagh: My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night
@oolah: If you replace phrase “Americans think” with “Americans with landlines who answer unsolicited calls think” it all makes so much more sense.