@Donna_McCoy: If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
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@addmoreninjas: That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?
@NurseMurderer: If a party with all dudes is called a "sausage fest", I request that we start calling all girl parties "taco time".
@Imsohoppy: I have a particular set of skills, skills that allow me to open beer cans so no one in the house knows I'm drinking.
@iGreenMonk: I always carry a mushroom with me, just in case my enemy shows up & I need something to make me bigger.