@theshantilly: If you can't stand me at my worst then WAIT COME BACK HERE WHERE ARE YOU GOING
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@imchriskelly: At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, "Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"
@OtherDanOBrien: MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments. Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers
@Cuntypants: Sorry I yelled "SURPRISE!" when you caught me in bed with your husband. I was unaware that you don't like surprises.
@LnL245: Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me. He was mean to me when we were kids.