@2014longview: If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.
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@Reel2Dialog2: [from the bottom of a lake] I have this thing where I underestimate the size of puddles.
@DurtMcHurtt: *Asks soulmate* What is your dream car and why? Minivan, because the sliding door <joining in> MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
@CVTBaby: Me: *mouths I love you* Him: M: *blows kiss* H: M: *adjusts my pajama top* H: *empties the can & hops onto the side of the garbage truck*