@tweeterreader36: If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me.
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@KingRainhead: me: i dont want any kids person: *low chuckle* oh, you'll change your mind. me: *grabs them by collar* tell me more about the future, wizard
@justliamwilson: So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now.
@Malocallidus: What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?
@WineMummy: Sorry I had sex with your hot gardener, but in my defense, you did say that I needed Jesus in me.