@tweeterreader36: If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me.
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@Jake_Vig: Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask.
@duplicitron: Sometimes a family is walking towards you taking up the entire sidewalk and you have no choice but to just become part of that family.