@Wakenbake77: if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
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@scot4bz: I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and still haven't pooped it out. I'm getting really concerned.
@TheZachCozad: Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving "this doesn't work" and "I'm bleeding to death".
@jctwritesstuff: Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy.