@MiniiG: If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend
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@LookAwayMomDad: I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker just asked me to proofread her Facebook status.
@ThaJawn: Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance
@lorigonzalez28: Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left.
@bombscribe: If a coworker has two apples in his right hand and two oranges in his left hand, what does he have? No chance of blocking an uppercut.