@androszr: If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?
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@lovejulieacafe: This guy just told me I have beautiful eyes. Well, he said they were pretty... Ok, he said "Healthy & no change since your last visit."
@KimmyMonte: Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger.
@XplodingUnicorn: If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven
@AmishPornStar1: Me: Ooh, I'd love to go to your party, but I have a dentist appointment. Her: On a Saturday night? Me: I've got really bad teeth.