@androszr: If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?
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@panmidwest: [end of long conversation] HER: let me give you my number ME: great! [forgot name] how do you spell your name? HER: ME: HER: k-i-m ME:
@SICKOFWOLVES: AH WONDERFUL I SEE THE JOB APPLICATION HAS CHOSEN TO IGNORE MY BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED RESUME IN LIEU OF MAKING ME ENTER MY INFORMATION LINE BY LINE ONTO SOME SORT OF WEBSITE FROM THE 1800S
@KenJennings: I've been at this elementary school talent show for half an hour and I've already heard "Shake It Off" 137 times.