@Underchilde: If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren’t about superheroes?
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@3sunzzz: My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga.
@novicefather: I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible.
@KentWGraham: I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is.
@Sassafrantz: If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you.