@Underchilde: If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren’t about superheroes?
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@chuuew: FARMER: can I help you, sir? ME: this ain't my first rodeo, buddy FARMER: [narrows eyes] ME: ok maybe it is [climbs off sheep]
@Vodkantots: As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out.
@TheCatWhisprer: I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible.
@LMLMadness: Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap.