@meganamram: If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends
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@JermHimselfish: My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood
@JeffLoveness: If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair.
@Aspersioncast: I hate when I forget to shave then people assume I'm a hippy and start talking about recycling.