@WilliamAder: They're not called "butt hole mirrors." They're called "hand mirrors," according to this clerk at Walgreens.

@NintenDom: Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.

@SardonicTart: I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work.

@T_Bonezzz_: I wish my ex girlfriend was a Ninja, this way I'd never see her

@MariyaAlexander: Whenever people say they're willing to do "whatever it takes" to "make it in Hollywood" they never mean "patiently work on their craft".