@UNTRESOR: If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes.
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@HeyZeus666: Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother.
@Reverend_Scott: WIFE: this year, can you put the santa presents out for the kids christmas morning? GUY WHO NEVER FOUND OUT SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL: what
@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?