@weinerdog4life: If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math.
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@TheCiscoKidder: Whenever somebody asks me what my hobby is, there is a long uncomfortable pause and then I back away until I can't see them anymore.
@SuperDuperDook: The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed.
@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.