@weinerdog4life: If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math.
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@jdforshort: There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel.
@SuperRandomish: "We're still looking for a side project" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses "We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"
@KKBowls: I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out.