@secondofhername: If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry
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@RidiculousSheri: I'd like to say I have a yoga body, but it's really more of a Yoda body. Resist all the cheese, I can't.
@GrumpyComments: Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship.