@secondofhername: If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry
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@Scdavis24: Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats
@Soren_Ltd: Sex with me is like a ferris wheel: slower than you hoped, full of clunky stops and a carny watches to make sure you don't get off.
@cbdoubleu: Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W: