@Parentpains: If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
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@zachreinert03: One time I saw a duck get hit by a wonder bread truck and that's pretty much why I try not to get too ambitious
@PajamaStew: Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots.
@thetobbie: The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC...
@VeganZebra: *spelling bee* Me: b-e-e Judge 1: No, sir, wait until we tell- Me: B-E-E Judge 2: I mean, he's not wrong